Monday, September 27, 2010

Reboot (for real)

After a successful reboot (thanks to Jackie Todd) in May 2010, Vita is back (bitches!). We are currently working on our O-Week issue, Re-Orientation. It should hit campus sometime third or fourth week, so keep your eyes and ears peeled. On that note, we are now looking for students who are interested in coming on as permanent staff, particularly those with web or layout design knowledge, though we also need editors, writers, photographers, and models alike. Vita welcomes creative contributions of all kinds, whether you have an idea for a photographic spread or you're a fiction writer looking for a more erotic outlet. We are now accepting poetry, creative fiction and non-fiction, photography and other artwork, investigative reports, and any other ideas you may have. Even if postering campus is the only time you can give, please contact us at It takes all sorts of people to make this publication a reality. So, bring it on! We'll be more than happy to oblige.

Latest issue and MORE!

I'm signing off and leaving the UofC behind but not without gifts!
Vita is thriving and will live on this next year.
Issues of the last issue "Reboot" will be available soon and stay tuned for updates from your new editors

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

A Resurrection

You might have read about it in the maroon
you might have heard it straight from me
but we are coming back. Response has been overwhelmingly amazing and we're definitely up for the challenge of putting together a new issue
the potential topic: Re-orientation
Same as the "O-issue" idea in the post below

do keep sending in stories of sex around campus
it will not only be featured in a map
but a potential photo spread with accompanied stories, so do be detailed.

if you're a lil over concerned about your privacy email in stories to
if you would like to be added to the listhost
go to and add yourself to
just respond to this post

Saturday, September 06, 2008

The O-issue

We are currently working on the upcoming issue of Vita Excolatur (the O-issue) and we realized something. WE NEED YOUR HELP!

We're assembling a map of campus and we need your anonymous stories of unusual and titillating locations for sexy times in Hyde Park. Feel free to provide the full anecdote or amusing advice, or simply "the ledge on the University side of Pick Hall".

We're also looking for sex/dating advice you'd like to impart to the incoming first years, or the upperclassmen who haven't gotten it yet. For example, "dinner at a campus dining hall and a movie at Doc do not a real date make." Which is, for the record, true.

You can anonymously comment here, or send your thoughts to vita.excolatur at

Tuesday, August 05, 2008


In April 2006, Vita Excolatur was featured in the article "The Student Body" in the Education section of the New York Times.

Past Issues

Online ordering is temporarily unavailable while Vita goes through some extensive changes, but will be back up as soon as possible.

Volume 2, Issue 3
Get to know the *ahem* faces of Vita in our staff shoot, read up on the latest and greatest in pornography, check out this issue's Hot Girl Reading a Book... and much more.

Volume 2, Issue 2
Includes "Learning Curves: A guide to studying hard at the U of C," "Faking It: A man's guide," new columns, the requisite sexy photo shoots, and more.

Volume 1, Issue 3
This issue is currently sold out, but we are looking into a second printing of our sold out issues.

Volume 1, Issue 2
This issue is currently sold out.

Volume 1, Issue 1
This issue is currently sold out.

An important disclaimer: by ordering copies of Vita Excolatur, you agree with the condition that you must be at least 18 years of age and are legally permitted to view images of a sexually explicit nature in your community, state or country of residence.